P.O.T.A.D.O.S.

P.O.T.A.D.O.S./7|Level 7 P.O.T.A.D.O.S./27|Level 27 P.O.T.A.D.O.S./47|Level 47 P.O.T.A.D.O.S./67|Level 67 P.O.T.A.D.O.S./87|Level 87 P.O.T.A.D.O.S./107|Level 107 P.O.T.A.D.O.S./127|Level 127 P.O.T.A.D.O.S./147|Level 147

Effect

 * The turret says hi* to you upon entry.
 * Its Hammertime attack† will attempt to Paralyze†† (1 round) you, and can be resisted.
 * If you have been stunned for multiple times in a row, the turret will not attempt to stun you** for some time.
 * The turret says goodbye*** to you upon its defeat.

* "Target acquired." / "I see you." / "Hello friend." / "Preparing to dispense product." / "There you are." / "Let's play."
 * †"Firing." / "Dispensing product." / "Have a present." / "Have some toys." / "My turn to play."
 * ††Stop! Hammertime!

** Are you still there?

*** "I don't blame you." / "No hard feelings." / "I don't hate you." / "Critical error." / "Shutting down." / "WHYYYYYYYYYY."